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CHONGEE SAY HE SEE NEW POST BY THE AWESOME AND RESPONSIBLE WELFARE HE VERY HAPPY :)

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Happy Belated Valentines Day everyone!
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lol finish alr,thank you :D
please tag urh!
and common test is coming like....soon?
good luck people.
HAHAH ok la make tis more like nt so lame...i went to google(stupid but show's i gt do my job somehow) jokes of band instruments.
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piccolo/flutes joke
How do you get two piccolos to play in unison?
Shoot one.

HAHAHAHA LOL DAMN LAME._. OK NEXT..And wth dun ever insult flutes section to be out of tune,not easy ok?D:

DOUBLE REED JOKES...
Why is a bassoon better than an oboe?
The bassoon burns longer.

What is a burning oboe good for?
Setting a bassoon on fire.

Next!!!!!!!!!

Clarinet joke.
What's the definition of "nerd?"
Someone who owns his own alto clarinet

ok i dun get this,abit retarded.

saxophone jokes all super lame luh so better skip,cause all i catch no ball X.X

BRASS!!
TRUMPET JOKE ARE EVEN MORE LAME,SO ...SKIP :)

TROMBONE JOKES
What's the difference between a bass trombone and a chain saw?
1)Vibrato, though you can minimize this difference by holding the chain saw very still.
2)It's easier to improvise on a chainsaw.

How can you make a french horn sound like a trombone?
1)Take your hand out of the bell and lose all sense of taste.
2)Take your hand out of the bell and miss all of the notes!

How do you know when a trombone player is at your door?
The doorbell drags

*DAMN COLD.

FRENCH HORN
Why is the French horn a divine instrument?
Because a man blows in it, but only God knows what comes out of it.

zzzz ok others all kina fail.
and in case u nvr see tis on facebook or wad..LOL

A girl went out on a date with a TRUMPET player,and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well, how was it? Did his embouchure make him a great kisser?" "Nah," the girl replied. "That dry, tight, tiny little pucker;it was no fun at all."

The next night she went out with a TUBA player,and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well, how was his kissing?" "Ugh!" the first girl exclaimed."Those huge, rubbery, blubbery, slobbering slabs of meat;oh, it was just gross!"

The next night she went out with a FRENCH HORN player,and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well, how was his kissing?" "Well,"the first girl replied, "his kissing was just so-so;but I loved the way he held me!"

LOL fail,and bye!
(L)izhu :D